He prints out his own toilet paper.
...she abandoned her family to be on 'American Gladiators' - Sean
Heaters are black, Scampi is white; Tom, will you go to bed with me tonight? - Paulie
Go, Prexi, fetch me my slippers!
Fetish is a fun word
I got bitches in my breeches!
My pincers hold true - Sean
The two monkeys couldn't outwit a cabbage - Sean
Welcome to the Bum-a-bagel
Don't coo like a dove - Sean
The Mayor of Truckville is in dietary dispair! - Steve
'Ninety-nine' - Michael Main
'Your putty offends me' - Jeff
I wish I had had my automatic knife-brick gun - Jeff
I've had it up to here with your lumberjackery
Just go or the job won't work!
Sleep is frisky
Christ practically invented gunpowder
Piss and Slothes
So, no one is going to challenge the word 'cooter'? - Steve
Justin: Come on, Kenan. Stick your leg out or throw your wallet at it!
Me: Kenan can't throw his wallet, that's where his bling is.
Sean: Kenan doesn't have any bling, that's why he's stuck sessioning for Luc-E's pleasure on a Saturday morning.
Tyler, you gotta help me! It says 'Crow Will Caw', but I want it to say something else! - Tyler
Save me Goldeen, I am in distress! - Jeff
This vest makes me look Finnish.
I got bling, I got hos, what up?
Crow mightent caw
Turkey got an ivory-plated heater, just so Paulie couldn't say his love poem anymore - Steve
That ain't a bad idear at all - Everyone
I used to suck dick for coke - Bob Saget
I daresay the crow shasn't cawed nor cooed
Have you ever noticed how men leave the toilet seat up? ...That's the joke - McBain
Bobby Queerify is the man
Try our kiln-fired burgers and our "shakes" - Jewbaca
Jewbacca should be in a movie with Billy D Williams! - Kevin
Justin: If Jesus drove a race car, it would say "Skittles" on it
Me: Words of wisdom, to be sure
Justin: To be fair, I got the quote from the Bible
This cur lusts for the blood of 1000 fallen tuna - Sean
Things to do: .... Meet Jesus - Jack T Chick (http://www.chick.com)
Yes, Hecate, she of the witches - Sean
The pig was fat and sassy, so I ate it to teach it a lesson - Jeff
Emu is ostrich's tasty cousin - Kevin
Get off my sausage, bee! - Tyler
They were meticulously hand painted fly-bees!
...Ephraim was but a twinkle in his retarded father's eye - Tyler
Paulie, the cunning hoot-owl, sits in wait in the passenger seat - Steve
John Madden is actually a cannibal - Kevin
Why, Phineas, I do believe you've sealed your own tomb - Sean
Factoid: Walt Disney's real name was Oto Van Disney - Kevin
He [Steve] is slumbering in his trundle - Sean
...But I think luck is with you today as my astrological advisor (who announces tennis and witch-doctors on the side) has acquired Piss of Fruitbat, a necessary ingredient for dropsy potion - Sean
"Snooker" - Walter Wyss
[Moneybags] became enamored of the harlots of Baltic avenue with moves like the Mississippi whistler - Kevin
... If you want I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toiletpaper roll and a stick of dynamite - Dale
The Poppy is also a Flower
See what this gun can do, Donald? We re NOT going to Pepe's! - Steve
Now we'll fight like men. YES! - The Don Donald "The Don" Salieri
You're a chickenwit - Gabe
The two-men salsa grind... sounds like a gay dance - Steve
Pang Three gets 60 miles to the gallon - coaching reports
I have a bee in my bonnet. I am upset. And that bee is Carl Wieman - Steve
Sean: Whoopty whoop nigga what?
Me: I... don't know what to say to that.
Sean: Neither did Luda Cris, and now he's dead!
Kaiser Grayskull is cloistered in the opposing fortress
God, what a tool...
Magnetic currents eat energy like Mikey - Wyss
Pang Three, the chosen one; born to lead, and forged from hell's fires
Sweetcakes, stop being a bitch! - Neighbor
The Pang lineage bears a terrible curse
Meow, meow, meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow; It's the muthafuckin D-O-double-G (Snoop DOOOOGG!!)
You know Tom, I can't legally wear shorts. - Paulie Dot-Owl
These are MY big dunkers!
Suck my legwand. Tom, I need you to suck my legwand. - The Don Donald "The Don" Salieri
They were nuclear weapons made out of Metamucil! - Jeff
We're good terrorists - Sean
Ronco is God - whiteboard
...You're running laps with THE BEEEEAAANN!!!!!! - Earl Ezel
Was it the name of God that was burned into your mind from staring at the sun? - Jeff
Cereal and beer. That's what Jesus would have before he went to bed - Justin