COMMENT ARCHIVES
12/4 9:33 amjeff
GypsyMVP: Te Adoro
On what was become to be a daily basis I have been just complimenting the shit out of my absolute favorite website (GypsyMVP) by using the popular web service 'twitter'. For a while they tried to quell my adoration by sending me "thanks for the messages" messages (because, how better to stop a brushfire than returning with equal ammunition), but, alas, my heart will go on.

So, without further ado, a complete list of all GypsyMVP compliwitters, as of today:

GypsyMVP
@GypsyMVP Your horses are almost statue-esque, I can't stop refreshing your home page!

V V Mayacamas
@GypsyMVP V. V. Mayacamas' presence is just driving me wild, what a pedigree! Jesus blessed us with this horse.

Warlock
@GypsyMVP with a name and mane like that, her daddy *must* be Elvis! I kid, Warlock is 'the' definition of gentlemanly refinement.

Sundance Kid
@GypsyMVP Sundance kid? More like Sundance STAR! When this little philly gets out of the gates he is going to be the *mane* star of hollywood!

Jagged Knight
@GypsyMVP You were right to say holly goose bumps!! Jagged Knight's kind eyes and outstanding head had me litterally *shaking* in my boots!

Ghost Rider
@GypsyMVP Talk about Ghost Riding the Whip! Ghost Rider is a cultural phenomenon! I pray for a horse hall of fame b/c he would be inducted!

Anoki
@GypsyMVP Like a cat in the night, Anoki is just ripping my breath away! His color class and halter are just to *die* for! Bravo!

Jack Sparrow
@GypsyMVP Let's just call Jack Sparrow the 'Captain' of my dreams, because this stallion has been galloping through them all week long!

Expect more to follow, my fellow gypsy mvp enthusiasts!
4/6 10:15 amJeff
SineWavesNShit
Tone Matrix

Little sine wave generator that lets you click all over and make musics and stuff. Understanding it is beyond my little brain, but it's pretty fun to play around with.

BEHOLD: My musical work of genius.
3/31 10:30 amJeff
HORRIBLE NEWS EVERYONE
I'll let the pictures do the explaining. Important note: Lee made me do this. AND HE MADE ME WATCH


Exhibit A)


Exhibit B)

2/27 3:14 pmlee
Yea, pretty much all we need.
Cornify
1/13 8:54 amJeff
HOTTEST PIXXX OF 200HATE
12/12 4:22 pmJeff
G&G&G

enjoy
12/5 12:04 amJeff
Elmagi2000 - ALL CLASSES EXIST!
Air Class has been implimented (though it still needs to be balanced, tweaked, nipple twisted, etc).


WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! DOWNLOAD IT TODAY

LATE NIGHT UPDATE - 12/5: Games now end with a Yeeehaawww when someone dies, Games can now be restarted after one ends (no need for re-entering IP address, yay), And Air Class has been tweaked to not suck as much! A Special Message from Paul: Let bukakke guide you!! Let bukakke guide you!! Let bukakke guide you!! Let bukakke guide you!! Let bukakke guide you!!



12/1 1:33 pmJeff
Lifetime's December Lineup
Mixed Signals, starting Byert Shuuug
Burning Bed with Diane Keaton
The Uncaring Biologist (also on Oxygen)
Compromise, staring grandma and Tina Turner, 3am
The Undelivering Meowmix, starring Battered Wife number 5
The Peas Who Crossed the Wrong Husband
The Peas That Got Away
Delmonte: The Peas That Could
DelMontel - My Cheating Bitch Peas
The Governance of Grandma
The Facts of Grandma, Weekdays
That's our Grandma, Mondays at 8
Grnadma Goes Apeshit IV, Tv Movie, 8
Sarah is a Prostitute and Needs no Last Name, staring Kathy Bates as "Sarah"
Your Dickhole Got Served
TFace Smokes Blunts While Child Pukes, starring Angela Landsbury as Master of Blunts
Reba's Rape Rumbaroom
The Wild Rides of Miley and Hannah, Tuesdays at 8
The Joyous Tears of The Bukakke
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And thus concludes two years of Jeff and Paul's (tt)(@)(dog)(grandma)(tv) lifetime show updates!
11/21 2:01 pmJeff
This Picture Needs a Caption
9/30 10:03 amJeff
My images directory..
is amazing. REPOST FOR OLD TIME SAKE!!!!

T(@)T

9/1 6:51 pmJeff
PAUL IS ASSHOLE
WHAT HAVE I DONEOH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH mAN PROOF IN PUDDING
7/9 12:14 amJeff
BREAKING NEWS


PS: DOWNLOAD ELMAGI HERE:
6/26 6:22 pmPaul
Cryptosporidium

Come play with us, Danny.

Right click > Save as, then drop them into the Spore creature creator and you're good to go.

6/18 9:20 pmPaul
House v God

House accidentally loses a nipple in a chest hair shaving accident. Too proud/embarrassed to go to anyone for help, and not desperate enough to perform a nipple graft on himself, House forsakes his wounded teat. The next day, it is announced that the hospital will be hosting a wet T-shirt contest for charity. House curses his arrogance and regrets the fit of passion during which he put his lost nipple through his paper shredder.

Later, at the wet T-shirt contest, it is revealed that House's mangled breast looks exactly like the virgin Mary, and his chest hair stubble has grown back in a pattern that forms a perfect portrait of Jesus Christ. As shocked onlookers and judges gaze at House, the screen fades to black.

In the next scene, we learn that House has given up practicing medicine, and is instead touring the world, doing talk shows and delivering public addresses and talks at schools. During House's visit to Africa, God possesses an elephant and gores, tramples, and crushes House with it.

6/9 12:16 amJeff
Elmagi2000 - 6/09
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Earf Class Rises! - 6/9
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Earth class is now functional, unbalanced and kinda wonky still, but we'll get there!


ARE YOU FEASTING YET!? Earth class to come.. but not yet!

Download sans earth here ===> Elmagi2000.jar





4/20 12:47 pmPatrick
Oh Man
Oh God
4/10 1:08 amPaul
Dogs and Clogs

Here's the list of ideas for some sort of project. Holler if you have a new one.

  • Redo this website
  • Network data fuzzer
  • Turn based strategy game
  • Project management system
  • Image generator
  • Screen saver generator
  • Gypsy Throwdown
  • Take image out of this post and delete it forever
  • Restaurant Guide
  • Something like this: Reactable

3/26 3:53 pmJeff
Wizard People!
For those of you who DIDN'T come to the house of Patricks for the Wizard People showing, BEHOLD:

A staring match ensues...

For those of you who did go, BEHOLD:
AND OF COURSE HARRY IS.. THE VICTOR

I will feel her blood on my hands, TONIGHT!
2/18 12:00 amPaul
MacGuyver...
Get back here!

1/24 9:46 amJeff
Coffy is the colorrr......
(talk) Why hello good sir! I am from Jamaica! Please pour me a pinch of brandy and put some tea on the kettle. Mon!

SHE'S THE COLORRRRRRR.......

SHE'S THE COLORRRRRR......

SHE'S THE COLORRRRRR....


THE COLORRR...


THEY ARE BOTH THE COLOR..... COLORRRRRRR.....


THAT WHOLE IMAGE WAS IN THE COLORRRRR



EVEN SNOOP DOG LIKES THE COLORRRRRRR... OF COFFYYYY

The colorrr.....
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